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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight

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(972): View more from Texas

He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(703): View more from Virginia

Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator

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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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(734): View more from Michigan

It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED

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(778): View more from British Columbia

It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.

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