really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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