Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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