Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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