Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
