The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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