This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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