there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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