He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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