My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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