All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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