It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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