You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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