We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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