i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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