So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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