So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
how drunk are you?
Several
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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