David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he shaved USA in his pubs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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