Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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