you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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