apparently the secret to your success is patron
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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