You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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