just tell him i said nine months
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
His nipple licking is glorious
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