She announced her abortion via fbk
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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