I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
