I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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