As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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