Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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