yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
