Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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