let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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