I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
