question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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