One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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