She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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