No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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