i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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