On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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