I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
