Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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