We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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