Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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