dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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