based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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