his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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