i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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