so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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