Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
