Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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