ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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