I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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