The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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