I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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