I'm going to jail i love you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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